Funny Texts to Send a Girl

So, you want to send her text messages that will make her smile?

Good for you, because this is exactly what you will find in this article.

I will also share 30 different texts that you can send to her and get the girl you are currently thinking of out on a first date.

After all, humour is a great way to start a conversation as well as building a connection between the two of you and it will make her feel more relaxed when she is around you.

Funny Texts Are a Part of the HIT-Formula

I have already discussed this when I revealed the HIT-formula in the past.

The first thing you need to decide before you begin sending her texts is what do you want with this girl. What’s your end-game?

Do you want a long-term or a short-term relationship?

No matter what you decide, you can use the HIT-formula, even if you just want to get her into your bed right now.

Discover how to get a hot girlfriend.

With this written, I will now go into the funny texts to send a girl.

But first, I need to share something with you, just to make things clear:

Disclaimer: Although every effort has been made to describe this process accurately and the texts that are shared in this text have worked pretty well in the past, there are no guarantees that these texts will work for you.

Now that all the formal and boring stuff are done, let’s get to the fun part!

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15 Funny Things to Say to a Girl Over Text

I will share 15 things to say to a girl over text right now and then an additional 15 texts in the next section.

These texts are funny and witty and will make her laugh. Try them!

You are, of course, also more than welcome to share your own best texts in the comment section at the end of this article.

Here are the 15 first texts:

1. You must be ready to give me CPR because I lost my breath the minute I saw you.
2. I am sorry to inform you that I have to take your license away since you’re driving me crazy.
3. Is your name Global Warming? Because you just made Antarctica melt.
4. Hi Miss, I am sorry to give you bad news over text like this, but you are offending other girls by walking around and being as beautiful as you are.
5. Come on girl. Give me my heart back because I lost it when I first laid eyes on you.
6. I am in pain now because I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
7. If you were a food item, I would have eaten all of you now.
8. When I saw you I thought that I had died and came to heaven. Because you surely look angelic to me.
9. Is your name Angela? Because you look like an angel.
10. Your name must be beautiful and my name is very. Isn’t this a match made in heaven?
11. Are they actually using heaters in here or is it because the hottest girl in the world just entered this room?
12. Girl, you should immediately visit a doctor because I guess you are suffering from too much beauty all over your body.
13. I am sorry if I just looked at you and didn’t say anything. My jaw dropped when I saw how beautiful you are.
14. Was it an earthquake or was it just you that shook my world?
15. I think I am blind now and it’s all your fault! You blinded me with your beauty!

To get her out on a date you must also use intrigue and tease which I discuss in greater detail in the newsletter.

Discover how to make her laugh and get her out on a date.

15 Funny Things to Text a Girl

As promised, here are the other 15 funny things to text a girl:

1. Hi! My name is Marv, it’s short for marvellous. Your name must be beautiful.
2. If you have been a phone from Apple, you would have been iGorgeous.
3. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
4. I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
5. My words are jumbled once I see you.
6. You’re so beautiful that I forgot all my pickup lines.
7. You made me speechless the minute I saw you.
8. Does it hurt falling from heaven?
9. I must be a snowflake because I am falling for you.
10. Eureka! I have found the cause of global warming! It’s you!
11. I just saw a picture of you in Merriam-Webster. It was when I looked up the word beautiful.
12. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I just want to taste the rainbow.
13. Have you ever been to Antarctica? (She replies: No). Me neither we have so much in common!
14. Have you ever been arrested? (She replies: No). Because it should be illegal to look as beautiful as you.
15. Sweet dreams. I hope I’m in them.

The Main Reason to Focus on Funny Things to Texting a Girl

These texts are not sexual by any means and there’s a reason for that.

You should not, and I repeat should not text her anything sexual. If you do, you will make her feel uncomfortable and you will spoil any chances you had with that girl forever.

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Another reason for not texting her anything sexual is because this is what she expects from you as a man.

She is probably used to getting approached by men who always try to get her into their bed so by doing something different you will stand out from other men and appear to be a decent and nice guy.

By making her laugh, you will make her drop her defences and actually increase your chances to get her out on a date and into your bed.

More Funny Texts Are Revealed in My Newsletter

I discussed the importance of making her laugh in much greater detail when I revealed the HIT-formula on this blog.

Above, I revealed 30 different text messages that will make her smile.

These are great to get her out on a date but if you want to turn her on, they won’t work because this is not what they are designed to do.

If you want to get her into your bed, you should read that article instead.

Of course, I am discussing this in greater detail in the newsletter as well.

The newsletter is revealing everything you need to know to get a girl into your bed or into a long-term relationship.

It’s up to you to decide how you want to use the information.

Funny Texts Works Well for Your End Game

You need to have a clear understanding of your end-game before you even send her the first text.

Because otherwise, you won’t succeed.

It’s the truth.

When you know what you want with a girl, you know what it takes to succeed.

If you just want to get her into your bed, it won’t take as much effort from your behalf to achieve it compared to if you want to be in a long-term relationship.

The HIT-formula works for both but it’s completely different if you want a long-term relationship compared to if you just want to get her into your bed tonight. The version I am discussing in this article is the latter.

Funny Texts Works for All Kinds of Relationships

Humour, Intrigue, and Tease are great for creating an instant attraction for a girl.

But for the long-term relationship, you need to build trust, be intelligent and honest as well.

These are also great if you want to date her for more than one date.

Making her smile is a great way to let her defences down, no matter what end-game you are planning with the girl you’re currently thinking of.

Discover the text messages that will make her smile.

I hope you have found this article valuable.

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As always: Happy texting!