Something Cheesy To Text Her

Are you looking for something cheesy to text her?

If that is the case, you can send her one of the 25 texts I will share in this article.

Here’s what you will get if you decide to read the entire article:

• How often should you text someone you like?
• Twenty-five cheesy texts to send her.
• The three best texts to send to get her out on a date.

If you want to know all the details, please continue to read this article, as I will share all the cheesy things you can send her.

How Often Should You Text Someone You Like?

There is no definite answer to this question since it will vary depending on what stage your relationship is in, but at least once a day is a bare minimum, preferably a couple of times daily.

Ideally, you should send her texts to start a conversation, keep it going, warm her up to you and get to know her.

However, you will text each woman differently than the next.

You will have different text styles and schedules depending on your locations if you are in school or at work at other times, if you live in different timezones etc.

If you want a more thorough answer, here’s how often you should text a girl to keep her interested.

But why should you text her anything cheesy? What are the benefits?

I will share five reasons why making her laugh is the best way to make a woman desire you.

The Benefits of Sending Her These Texts

There are a couple of reasons why you should send her these texts.

First, it is the easiest way to communicate with women these days, especially if you are not close to each other.

Second, you will be more straightforward on text and courageous, and she will be bolder than IRL since it feels less intimidating to talk with a stranger over text than approaching them in the street or at a party.

The third benefit is endorphins.

Endorphins are the “feel-good” hormone that makes you relax and feel comfortable around new people.

Do you know one of the occasions when human produces endorphins?

When we laugh, we might stimulate our endorphin production, which elevates our pain threshold and makes us more attractive to the opposite sex.

Read about the three different endorphins and all the medical benefits here (Source: Wikipedia).

The fourth reason you want her to smile is that she associates it with sex.

Women sometimes associate smiling with sex, and it is easier to escalate things with her after you make her laugh.

It can be done by sending her one of the texts I will share with you shortly.

The fifth and final reason you want her to laugh is that it will make her spend more time with you and make her miss you when you’re not texting.

Let’s move on to something cheesy to text her, shall we?

25 Cheesy Texts to Send Her

If you want to send her a couple of cheesy texts to start the conversation, and warm her up to your sense of humor and wit, here are my best examples:

1. 1. Aliens are coming to abduct all the good-looking, sexy ass people! You will be safe; I’m just texting to say goodbye.
   2. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
   3. Come on, girl. Give me my heart back because I lost it when I first laid eyes on you.
   4. Flirting with you over text is always fun, but it makes it hard for me to lean in and kiss you.
   5. Girl, you should immediately visit a doctor because I guess you are suffering from too much beauty all over your body.
   6. Good night, cutie. Have sweet dreams about me and not your dad!
   7. Hey, cutie 🙂 I think we’d better stop texting since you are hitting on me! It’s evident to me! Either we stop texting, or you come over to me, and we start doing the naughty thing together. Your call!
   8. Hey, princess… I just came back from the aquarium where I saw the cutest fish there…it reminded me of you 😛
   9. I am sorry to inform you that I must take your license away since you’re driving me crazy.
   10. I bid you good night, my fair lady.
   11. I didn’t know that angels could fly that low.
   12. I haven’t seen you in forever. Have you been visiting your fellow angels in Heaven?
   13. I know I would have been lost without you.
   14. I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
   15. Is your mother a doctor? Because you make my heart stop.
   16. Is your name Angela? Cause you indeed look angelic!
   17. Is your name Global Warming? Because you just made Antarctica melt.
   18. Let my tongue explain how bad I crave you.
   19. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
   20. What kind of trouble are you getting in today?
   21. What five words would best describe you?
   22. You are so cute. You are giving me diabetes.
   23. You are the sun that I orbit.
   24. You look so delicious that I could eat you.
   25. Your smile always makes me shine.

If you want a couple of more examples, here are some funny things to text your girlfriend. 

Some of the text examples above are cheesier than the rest.

These texts will make her laugh and portray you as an easygoing guy with whom she will hopefully enjoy spending time and dating.

Remember that all women are different.

For that reason, if you want to make her laugh, every woman has her humor, so some texts will work better than others.

If you want something cheesy to text her but don’t think that the twenty-five texts I shared with you so far are anything you can use, you might enjoy the three texts that I will share next.

3 Best Texts to Send Her to Get Out on a Date

Do you know that three simple texts are all it takes to ask her out on a date?

The most straightforward text to send her is “Want to hang out tonight?” or “Do you want to go out on a date with me tonight?” or something along those lines.

Getting her out on a date is easy.

If you want the fifteen best ways to get her out on a date, click or tap here.

Turning her on and into your next girlfriend is more complicated.

If you want to know the three texts that have never failed me, you need to watch this video explaining how to use a secret method to turn any female friend into your next girlfriend.

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Happy texting!