Texts to Impress on Her

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As promised, you will find 50 texts to impress on her below.

25 Texts to Impress on a Girl

I will start by sharing 25 texts to impress on a girl:

1. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
2. Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
3. You know, Dr Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
6. Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
7. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
8. Is your name Angela? Cause you surely look angelic!
9. Did it hurt a lot when you fell from Heaven?
10. God must be looking for you. He’s missing an angel, for sure!
11. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
12. My eyes hurt a lot. Cause you are shining brighter than the sun.
13. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
14. Your eyes are as beautiful as the stars, your face shines brighter than the sun, and your lips are wetter than the Amazon.
15. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
16. Is your mother a doctor? Because you make my heart stop.
17. Stop putting those dirty thoughts into my head, you naughty girl!
18. Please call the fire brigade! You’re on fire, baby!
19. Is your last name by any chance Shakespeare? Cause I think I’ve just discovered my Juliet.
20. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
21. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
22. I didn’t know that angels could fly that low.
23. Are you a thief? Because you have stolen my heart!
24. I confess. I am an addict… and you’re my new addiction.
25. You look so delicious that I could eat you.

I hope you enjoy these 25 texts to impress on a girl.

In my ebook, I list 10 texts that work on women, which you can download for free right here.

However, if you want 25 impressive texts to send to women, continue to read this article, since I am about to reveal the best texts you can send to a woman as soon as tonight.

25 Texts to Impress on a Woman

The 25 texts above can be used on women too, but here are some other texts to impress on a woman as well:

1. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
2. Even though you look very skinny, you’re sweet as a cake.
3. Are you a magician? Because you just put a love spell on me.
4. I don’t think you are fat, cookie! If you want to look at something fat, you’d better check out my wallet.
5. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Money is green. You are the woman of my dreams.
6. I thought I have died and came to Heaven when I saw your beautiful face, Angel!
7. I’m sorry, but I don’t speak Chinese, but if I did I would say Woo-Ay-Ni!
8. I just wanted to text you today and tell you something you already know. You look absolutely stunning.
9. I will make your lips are wetter than the Amazon-river when I kiss you later tonight.
10. The cake is sweet. Honey is sweeter, but you are the sweetest thing I know.
11. If we wrote a fairy tale together, you would be the sleeping beauty, and I would be Prince Charming, right?
12. I know you don’t want me to talk dirty to you, but I want to tell you that you put many dirty thoughts into my head.
13. You make my heart stop. I hope you are a doctor who can restate my health.
14. Whenever I talk to you, I feel like time stands still.
15. I saw a couple of dogs jumping each other. It keeps me wondering what kind of position you like in the bedroom. Want to show me tonight?
16. You make me feel like the happiest man alive.
17. I’ve just witnessed the birth of a new Universe. The last text you sent me created a Big Bang in my heart that made me fall in love with U.
18. You don’t have to wear anything to make me love you, baby.
19. Are you a pilot? Cause you’ve just landed a date with me.
20. Have you ever been accused of stealing? Because you have stolen my heart and hid it away from me!
21. Are you a baker? Because you have some delicious buns!
22. Do you want to know a secret?
23. Your face is as beautiful as an angel, but I bet you are quite naughty in the bedroom.
24. Are you a moose? Cause you make me horny.
25. I think that it is pretty awkward that you keep hitting on me.

Do you want more texts to impress on a woman?

Here are some more texts to impress on a woman tonight.

How to Impress a Girl Over Text

Above, I have shared 50 texts that you can use to impress a girl.

I really hope you have enjoyed these 50 texts and that you share them with those men who are in desperate need to get them.

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Here are some other tips on how to impress a woman that I think you will appreciate.

One of the most powerful things you can do is to make her laugh.

For this reason, you might also like to know how to use funny texts to get her out on a date.